Friday, July 10, 2009

Live and Let Die

Dear Mikayla,

I just walked into work (my second work, the one that is really good for becoming a wedding and vacation expert.) As I was trekking in, I saw a woman on the street in a pair of shorts that used to be sweatpants. Perhaps they once fit her, but they no longer did. I saw the beginnings of her butt. I was like a little child--I could not look away!

Luckily, she walked into her house, and I was able to re-focus and get into work without being hit by the traffic on MLK.

Also--I am excited about your boyfriend's show tonight!

Allyson

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  2. Oh Allyson. I myself had a great experience while crossing the same street. It was not a saggy behind, however, but rock solid ABS. He was pure man gold. I think he was with his lover, and they were being yelled at by a large woman from a beat up truck. Oh, heavenly man, why did you have to be running from who I assume was your mother in law, why?

    Man-god, call me as soon as you escape,
    Mikayla

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  3. Dear Mikayla, I think it will better suit our readers if you post your comments as a new post. That way, the blog highlights your obvious hilarity, and our Blog World does not have to see your genius simply as comments.

    Let me further point out that if Man-god had been available, it would have been unwise of you to hook up with him. You would need to lose your job, your boyfriend, and maybe your education in order to support that relationship.

    Respectfully,
    Allyson

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  4. Dear Allyson, I think comments are gold! But I see your point. If I am going to type something awesome, I GUESS it can be a blog post. So long comment-sphere!

    bitter,
    Mikayla

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  5. Dear Mikayla,

    I re-evaluate my stance on this and think you should do whatever you want. I respect that.

    Love,
    Allyson

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