I just walked into work (my second work, the one that is really good for becoming a wedding and vacation expert.) As I was trekking in, I saw a woman on the street in a pair of shorts that used to be sweatpants. Perhaps they once fit her, but they no longer did. I saw the beginnings of her butt. I was like a little child--I could not look away!
Luckily, she walked into her house, and I was able to re-focus and get into work without being hit by the traffic on MLK.
Also--I am excited about your boyfriend's show tonight!